Thursday, September 13, 2007
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I recently learned that sixty million Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens. Given that the same number also think the sun orbits the earth, I was inclined to dismiss their claims, particularly when I discovered that eighty percent of abductees are human females. As a former lap dancing instructor who has spent many years in the bistros and gentlemen's clubs of Paris, I am highly sceptical of anyone who claims to have been 'probed' in the most intimate of places while they were sound asleep, particularly when the only proofs of their abduction are a pair of soiled knickers and a splitting headache. After all, Peter Stringfondler has been slipping Rohypnol into the Bacardi Breezers of his female guests since the early seventies and shows no signs of letting up at the ripe old age of 66. On the other hand, ageing lotharios with a yen for rumpy pumpy with somnolent slappers don't usually leave bits of metal tubing in their victim's lady parts. Nor do they abandon them in the middle of a field at two in the morning without their underwear. Well, Peter Stringfondler might, but even he would have the decency to leave the girl the cab fare home. Finally, I was reluctantly compelled to concede that sixty million Americans couldn't be wrong.
What puzzled me was why there were so few reports of males being abducted. Surely, any species wishing to understand the physiology of another would experiment on both sexes. No, it is invariably women who are abducted in the dead of night. Moreover, the aliens who kidnap them are always small with peculiarly oviform heads, large, lecherous black eyes and an insatiable sexual appetite. Nor do their methods ever vary. The aliens blind their sleeping victims with a bright light and whisk them off to their spacecraft. There the poor women are stripped, tied to table and subjected to an invasive examination that culminates in the insertion of a wide variety of probes into their reproductive organs.
Some readers might object that gynaecologists do much the same. But no gynaecologist sodomizes his patients with a large Hoover whilst simultaneously having oral and vaginal sex with them. Well, mine doesn't. Whether the abductees swoon away in shock or expire in a paroxysm of sexual excitement is a moot point. Judging by the photographs we were sent anonymously by an American abductee that grace this article, I strongly suspect some victims revel in these abuses. They are probably the same women who claim to have been 'probed' by mechanical drones. Personally, I'm doubtful if having one's pussy milked to the point of exhaustion by an insatiable robot is preferable to being sodomized by aliens armed with outsize vacuum cleaners who are unable to tell the front door from the back. Few of my clients ever could.
But what is the aliens' purpose? This is the question that has baffled the minds of our greatest scientists—not to mention 20 million adolescent boys, who would sell their own sisters for five minutes in an alien spaceship with just one unconscious abductee. My researches had narrowed down the possibilities to three likely motives: breeding a new race of human slaves to pave the way for an alien invasion; a desire for exotic pets, or a desperate attempt to preserve a few, choice specimens of a doomed species. I quickly dismissed the first possibility as being completely unnecessary to a race whose technological superiority could wipe out humanity in the twinkling of an eye. Reasoning that even aliens would be unlikely to cultivate a species as pets in whom obedience, loyalty and docility were conspicuously absent, I was forced to conclude that the aliens were engaged in some sort of conservation exercise.
What puzzled me was why there were so few reports of males being abducted. Surely, any species wishing to understand the physiology of another would experiment on both sexes. No, it is invariably women who are abducted in the dead of night. Moreover, the aliens who kidnap them are always small with peculiarly oviform heads, large, lecherous black eyes and an insatiable sexual appetite. Nor do their methods ever vary. The aliens blind their sleeping victims with a bright light and whisk them off to their spacecraft. There the poor women are stripped, tied to table and subjected to an invasive examination that culminates in the insertion of a wide variety of probes into their reproductive organs.
Some readers might object that gynaecologists do much the same. But no gynaecologist sodomizes his patients with a large Hoover whilst simultaneously having oral and vaginal sex with them. Well, mine doesn't. Whether the abductees swoon away in shock or expire in a paroxysm of sexual excitement is a moot point. Judging by the photographs we were sent anonymously by an American abductee that grace this article, I strongly suspect some victims revel in these abuses. They are probably the same women who claim to have been 'probed' by mechanical drones. Personally, I'm doubtful if having one's pussy milked to the point of exhaustion by an insatiable robot is preferable to being sodomized by aliens armed with outsize vacuum cleaners who are unable to tell the front door from the back. Few of my clients ever could.
But what is the aliens' purpose? This is the question that has baffled the minds of our greatest scientists—not to mention 20 million adolescent boys, who would sell their own sisters for five minutes in an alien spaceship with just one unconscious abductee. My researches had narrowed down the possibilities to three likely motives: breeding a new race of human slaves to pave the way for an alien invasion; a desire for exotic pets, or a desperate attempt to preserve a few, choice specimens of a doomed species. I quickly dismissed the first possibility as being completely unnecessary to a race whose technological superiority could wipe out humanity in the twinkling of an eye. Reasoning that even aliens would be unlikely to cultivate a species as pets in whom obedience, loyalty and docility were conspicuously absent, I was forced to conclude that the aliens were engaged in some sort of conservation exercise.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
People in Kecksburg want to resolve what fell from the sky in 1965
For a detailed story of eyewitness accounts that you won't find in this article that was published in the mainstream media click on the right..
Sunday, March 09, 2003
KECKSBURG, Pa. -- Dec. 9, 1965. A day that will live in incongruity.
That was the late afternoon when something -- or nothing -- shot from the heavens over this south edge of Westmoreland County and landed -- or didn't -- in a gully a mile outside of town.
Really. It came down, an acorn-shaped something a size up from a Volkswagen Beetle, some insist.
Bunk, say others.
In the intervening 37 years, the dispute busted up a few friendships. Even now, pair Kecksburg and UFO in a sentence and it kick-starts a back-and-forth, said Kathy Leeper, bartender at the local firefighters club.
"They were talking about it just the other night," she said.
So, now come UFO sleuths, figuring to settle this by getting as much of the public behind them as they can and demanding a look at the record.
Except that key elements of the record, if there is much of one, may be locked away in government files. And the UFO sleuths, a coalition of cash, legal expertise and ardor for probing the supernormal, figure that getting at it will take a major petition drive, a congressional investigation and maybe some legal muscle.
"This case is so incredibly fascinating," said Leslie Kean, a San Francisco-area freelance journalist whose writing on UFOs appeared from opinion pages of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution to news pages of the Boston Globe. "Even now, the trail is not cold."
For years, retiree Robert Bitner, former Kecksburg fire chief, a man who believes that something noteworthy fell from the sky, hasn't spoken with his brother-in-law. He maintains only a nodding acquaintance with neighbor and fellow ex-fire chief Ed Myers. It's a cold war born of the UFO dispute.
"I'd love to know what the government knows about it," Bitner said. "It might help us end this thing for good."
That's end, not forget.
Sunday, March 09, 2003
KECKSBURG, Pa. -- Dec. 9, 1965. A day that will live in incongruity.
That was the late afternoon when something -- or nothing -- shot from the heavens over this south edge of Westmoreland County and landed -- or didn't -- in a gully a mile outside of town.
Really. It came down, an acorn-shaped something a size up from a Volkswagen Beetle, some insist.
Bunk, say others.
In the intervening 37 years, the dispute busted up a few friendships. Even now, pair Kecksburg and UFO in a sentence and it kick-starts a back-and-forth, said Kathy Leeper, bartender at the local firefighters club.
"They were talking about it just the other night," she said.
So, now come UFO sleuths, figuring to settle this by getting as much of the public behind them as they can and demanding a look at the record.
Except that key elements of the record, if there is much of one, may be locked away in government files. And the UFO sleuths, a coalition of cash, legal expertise and ardor for probing the supernormal, figure that getting at it will take a major petition drive, a congressional investigation and maybe some legal muscle.
"This case is so incredibly fascinating," said Leslie Kean, a San Francisco-area freelance journalist whose writing on UFOs appeared from opinion pages of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution to news pages of the Boston Globe. "Even now, the trail is not cold."
For years, retiree Robert Bitner, former Kecksburg fire chief, a man who believes that something noteworthy fell from the sky, hasn't spoken with his brother-in-law. He maintains only a nodding acquaintance with neighbor and fellow ex-fire chief Ed Myers. It's a cold war born of the UFO dispute.
"I'd love to know what the government knows about it," Bitner said. "It might help us end this thing for good."
That's end, not forget.
In this picture we see a cigar shaped ufo, it is over some mountains near a city. Throughout the years thousands of cigar shaped ufo's have been seen and documented. The sheer number indicates that this cigar shaped ufo is not a figment of a few people's imagination. This flying saucer of the cigar shape could be a transport craft more than a 3 or 4 manned craft, due to its larger size than most disc-shaped flying saucers.
More photos of the cigar shaped ufo coming soon to this page, hopefully some that are in much greater detail. Getting that good picture is not always easy, we are not all equipped with a telephone number to call them and ask them to do a fly by so we can snap a photo of their ufo.
More photos of the cigar shaped ufo coming soon to this page, hopefully some that are in much greater detail. Getting that good picture is not always easy, we are not all equipped with a telephone number to call them and ask them to do a fly by so we can snap a photo of their ufo.
the Dopa Stones
The story of the Dropa for us begins in the same place, but the year is 1938. The mountains are the Baian-Kara-Ula mountains on the border that divides China and Tibet. An archaeological expedition, led by Chi Pu Tei, has trudged into the barely accessible mountain range, and has happened upon some caves that had obviously been occupied by a primitive people long ago.On the walls were carved pictograms of the heavens: the sun, the moon, the stars, and the Earth with lines of dots connecting them. Then the team made the most incredible discovery of all. Half-buried in the dirt floor of the cave was an odd stone disk, obviously fashioned by the hand of an intelligent creature. The disk was approximately nine inches in diameter and three-quarters of an inch thick. In the exact center was a perfectly round, 3/4" hole, and etched in its face was a fine groove spiraling out from the center to the rim, making the disk look for all the world like some kind of primitive phonograph record.This one plate, dated to be between 10,000 and 12,000 years old , but the wonder was multiplied manifold. In all, 716 such plates were found. And each held an incredible secret. The groove, upon further inspection, was not a groove at all, but a continuous line of strange carved hieroglyphics - writing!
This picture contains 1 Egyptian with some strange device on his or her head, while his friend has an elongated head and slanted eyes. This photo is not artistic in nature as you can see. Their is nothing very artistic about it, so why give the guy such a large head. Because he had one is the most logical answer. Look at the complex code on the tablet, some primitive people didn't do all that, aliens did
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Space ship near the moon
Well it was a hot sumer night and as i was waiting or the electricity to come i saw some thing red near the moon . It was shining brightly and i took the pics ans well as a video with the help of my mobile phone. I am in a habit of clicking picture of the moon often. So tell me what it is .It is not a plane i a sure of that.After hovering around the moon it shot of in the space leaving me to think what it was
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